Monday, January 27, 2014

Assignment 20 How To Karl Werner

How To Get Out of Showing Someone Your Homework

  1. Write down the homework when the teacher assigns it.
  2. Put the needed materials in your backpack and bring them home with you.
  3. Do your homework at home because you are not a moron.
  4. Store homework securely in backpack.
  5. Go live life.
  6. Go to sleep.
  7. Wake up.
  8. Prepare for school.
  9. Go to school.
  10. Greet comrades.
  11. When lazy comrade asks to see your homework, look them directly in the eye.
  12. Give the slacker a wistful, regretful look.
  13. Slowly and sadly shake your head no.
  14. Tell them you don't have and that you have not done it either.
  15. Look down in despair.
  16. Say sorry.
  17. Say you plan on doing it later.
  18. Pretend to fall asleep or start talking to someone else.
  19. Enjoy your free morning as everyone else scrambles to finish their work before the class it is for.
  20. Don't die young due to excessive stress.
  21. Rinse.
  22. Repeat.
And that is how you get out of showing someone your homework. Which is not useful at all for Henry Clay, because this never happens here. Especially not in the Academy. Go Devils.

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