Saturday, April 5, 2014

Assignment 21: Obama's being a commie -Hannah Pauley

Right now, somewhere in the universe, a civilian is being shot at the hands of our communist president. Obama's cold, metallic limbs (commonly known as "drones") work under the guise of anti-terrorism to commit acts of violence against the innocent and free. Right now, somewhere in the universe, Obama is using his supposed executive powers to murder without repercussion, to take lives without the weight of responsibility. Right now, somewhere in the universe, our country's great name is being sullied by the criminal acts of a man pushing his socialist agenda with covert operations and the use of impersonal, unmanned, weapons. Right now, somewhere in the universe, our security, and the security of our prosperity is being threatened by a man who wasn't even born here. Right now, somewhere in the universe, Nic Cage is rising to candidacy because of our falling political standards. Thanks Obama, you damned plumb fool.

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