Assignment #21

Right now somewhere in the universe international teams are preparing for the world cup in the summer in Brazil. The Brazilian and Spanish coaches are teaching their players the newest diving and flopping techniques so that they can both try and cheat their way to the finals. The German coaches  are teaching their players the art of scoring a garbage goal in the last minute of play when the game is tied. They also spend half their practice on penalty kicks. Meanwhile the England coaches are arguing with FIFA to allow them to bring a bus onto the field and park it in front of the goal. Also the Dutch coaches are improving Robben's flopping techniques and his ability to choke in the finals. They are also improving Van Persie's ability to miss from two yards and his ability to not score for the national team. That is what is probably happening right now somewhere in the universe.