plastics- Daniel Horne

One of the greatest pieces of advice I have ever been given was as follows "pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is funny and easy as hell" at first glance it doesn't really seem like advice but I can attest that it is. you see back in the days of my miss guided youth I tried to be liked by everyone I hung out with al the cool kids that climbed on top of the monkey bars in 2nd grade and had nothing to show for it. then in sixth grade I realized that this was a bad strategy so I thought back to this old peace of advice and started to piss everyone off and it was funny as hell sure a lot of people didn't like me but frankly those were shity people anyway and once I found that I didn't care what the thought I could find people who were actually human sitting off in the fringes.