Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Zach Wolfe 23

Have you ever felt extremely stupid? Well don't feel bad. Here's the perfect playlist for how to make yourself feel more intelligent. 

A Milli - Lil Wayne

This is an uptempo song with unintelligent phrases littered throughout. Things such as "I'm okay, but my watch sick" you can't help but feel better about yourself. That phrase absolutely no sense and you know that you can't be nearly as dumb as this man. 

You Ain't Got Nuthin' - Lil Wayne

Just by reason the title, you know that you're smarter than this millionaire. When this song was published, "ain't" was not officially a word in the English language. However, now that it is, the title still doesn't make sense. Written correctly, the sentence should say "You don't have anything." As if the word choice wasn't bad enough, he even spelled "Nothing" incorrectly, and he repeats this phrase throughout the song. 

God Bless Amerika - Lil Wayne

Again, the title says it all. In an attempt to look patriotic and inspiring, his stupidity triumphs again. What is so hard about spelling our country's name correctly? What is the point of putting a "k" instead of a "c".

Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

This song is full of grammatical errors and dumb phrases but I can't list all of them due to their explicit nature. However, one example is "death is a decision". Well I don't think you need me to tell you that this is completely false. People don't choose to die from terminal illness. There's nothing they can do. Gangsters don't choose to get shot in the head, it just happens. A human's natural instinct is to survive. Most people would choose to continue their life. 

I'm Me - Lil Wayne

Another song you can tell is unintelligent just by the title. "I'm me" doesn't make grammatical sense. Also, the chorus consists of him saying "I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, so who you?" Please tell me you're more intelligent than this guy. Not only did he say "I'm me" five times, but he ended it with a question that's just as if not more stupid than his first statement. 

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