How to make a flight attendant mad without even trying
Step 1- Bring a hardtop suitcase as a carry-on. Make sure it’s
one that will only fit in the bin one way and is a little too heavy, so that
you need help from the flight attendant to get it in the bin.
Step 2- When she comes around with the snack cart; ask her
what kind of soda is available. She will roll her eyes and tell you that it
would take way too much time to tell you. She will then impatiently tap her
foot while you try to decide what you want.
Step 3- Don’t finish you food until after she walks past
with the trash bag. Then when she comes back up the isle ask her to throw away
your food. Once again you will receive an eye roll and a sigh.
Step 4- When disembarking attempt to get suitcase out of the
bin with her assistance and accidently hit her when you finally get it out.
This will be the final straw even though it was a complete accident. Through
her teeth, she will tell you to enjoy your vacation and once again roll her
eyes thankful that you’re finally out of her hair.
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