So, there’s a zombie apocalypse occurring? Awesome.
Step 1: Call Sam and Dean Winchester and make them get their zombie-killing butts to me as quickly as possible.
Step 2: Find somewhere safe to stay, and get there fast. A cabin in the woods would be ideal, but anywhere isolated or on high ground would work. If I’m not sure what kind of supplies the safe house has, I’ll bring all of the essentials with me: canned foods (and a can opener), water, first aid kits, a radio, and all-weather appropriate clothing (who knows how long I’ll be there). The Winchesters will take care of transportation and weaponry.
Step 3: Reenact Les Mis and build a barricade. There should be a way out, but not one that the zombies could find, like a secret tunnel. Otherwise, board up everything and make the house impenetrable.
Step 4: Listen to the radio for news, but otherwise become a hermit, leaving the house only to go on supply runs.
Step 5: Try not to die.
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