Sunday, October 27, 2013

BOO! -Hans Stromberg


Zombies are attacking and now you must survive. Hey, look on the bright side; you don't have to go to school anymore because it's every man for themselves. (Unless you group up). Anyway, if this zombie invasion is anything like the movies, the zombie outbreak is always in a major city like San Francisco or New York, so you have time on your hands because what zombie in its right mind would want to come to Lexington, KY? The best option would be to hop on the next flight to Hawaii (I'm assuming zombies can't swim thousands of miles.) and find a nice golf course to live on. I would just let the zombies take over the continental United States while I live in paradise in Hawaii. On the unfortunate chance you can't hop on a plane to Hawaii, by this point in time, you are most likely already a zombie now, so go do whatever zombies do and enjoy your never ending undead life.

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