Sydney Smith: BOO (Blog #10)

Zombies have attacked! Oh no! I have spent my whole life thinking this would never happen, and now it's all so real. I never thought this day would come!

The first thing I do is go to a UK football game, because no one is ever at those, so the zombies would probably never look there. But there are a ton of zombies tailgating in the parking lot (who knew zombies ate food and drank alcohol?) so I realize that it's no longer a wonderful hiding place...

So then I decide to load up on ammunition. I head to Bud's Gun Store and pick up some guns and ammo (silver bullets, of course- I think that's a thing for zombies). Then I go to the place where you turn into Henry Clay from Richmond Road, because everyone in the entire city generally congregates there in the mornings to make it harder for me to get to school.

I wait for a while, and I don't see any zombies. Then, all of the sudden, one shows up and eats me. Drat. So I guess I'm a zombie now or something?

The End.