Saturday, December 7, 2013

Will Atkins-13-Changes (Satire)

"This is CNN reporting...It is official, Lebron James is the new president of the United States."

Here is his first statement as the newly elected president, "Baby...I just wanna uhh....thank all of my...fans...and...uhh my...family...and uhh...yea. Uhh thanks....I'm taking my talents to the WHITE HOUSE BABY! uhh...not one....uhh term...not uhh....two terms...not three...not four....yea"

"Uhh...I love uhh...Chris...uhh....tina Bosh...ous... as my uhh...secretary of uh....state....she uhh...is great. Yea. CHRIStina BOSHous is great, yea. I don't uhh....want to uhh... take anything away from uhh... DeWAYNE Wqde. This is uh.....his....uhhh house...yea"

"I uhh....love my sons....uh...Bryce....and Lebron Jr....and Deandre.....and Brycie Bryce.....and Lebron Jr. Jr. and uhh.....De'Fu'Mc'Andre. I love all my....uhh....14 sons...yea"

"I love my uhh...Samsung uhh...Galaxy S97. It's got uhh....46G LTECGDBCG. It's uhh....lightening fast....uhh... yea.


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